Nope.
That'd be the 2.5"x 1" pack of magnets I ordered, engulfed in bubble wrap and packing peanuts.
When I was tearing through the packaging all I could think of was the Portlandia skit in which the Cacao couple gets 4'x4'x4' box that contains something the size of a credit card.
3 days later and still no hard drive.