Monday, June 3, 2013

Shelob & Aragog's Offspring


Note tea-candle to the right of the beast for size reference. Poor picture quality - because my hands were shaking! Recent Google searches on my phone include: PA Poisonous Spiders; how to kill giant spider; name of giant spider from LOTR. 

Like Sam and Ron & Harry, I emerged victorious from my 1.5 hour epic battle with Aenera! (Sorry Lord Jesus, for killing Your Creation.)


PS - last picture of a toilet I'll post, I promise.

PPS - I'm headed to ND to write a thesis, so I may be MIA for the next 2 months. Oh Lord, help me to get my sh*t together and defend this July!

PPS - For you hard core fans, I did do background research and I now know Aragog was not evil and also married. Nevertheless, Aragog in his wild youth, before his days with Hagrid & settling down with Mosag to start a colony, he had a fling with Shelob, that evil temptress, and spawned the demon I named "Aenera."

PPPS - That is the closest thing to fan-fiction I will ever post on this blog, I promise.

PPPPS - I cannot promise that I'll stop wildly abusing the post-script system.

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